My resolution for many years was the same old tired one that I NEVER was able to accomplish.....lose pounds, eat better, excercise more.  So this year, another resolution that I probably won't be able to keep.....save more money.  Now THAT is comedy.  Here are some resolutions from some of your faves....

Adam Levine, Jason Segel and a crop of Kardashians are some of the celebs making public New Year’s resolutions.

  • Kim Kardashian: "Decided to change my Twitter background to nothing. I wanna be more simple in 2012.”
  • Kourtney Kardashian: "To push the limits a little more when it comes to fashion design."
  • Rob Kardashian: "I'm working on a dress-sock line that I want to launch successfully."
  • Adam Levine: "Potential new years resolutions. Take more hikes. Start smoking. Communicate. Enjoy. Share. Kill my own food. Make friends with a lion."
  • Jason Segel: "I'd like to get Ryan Reynolds' body."
  • Ricky Gervais: "My New Year's resolution was to be even more brilliant but it's proving impossible."
  • Chelsea Handler: "I resolve to attempt, at least once, to clean up my dogs' shadoobies, despite the malodorous stench. Though someone else will have to clean up my vomit."
  • Abigail Breslin: "To stop saying ‘um.'”
  • John Mayer: "I will not use texting as a form of reaching out for superficial attention/affection at all hours of the night."
  • Megan Mullally: "Legally change my name to Meryl Sheep."

Source: HuffingtonPost.com