If this isn't the most painful looking shot to the crotch you've ever seen - then you've seen some really bad ones!

DOB: 5-19-61
BIRTHPLACE: Osceola, NE
High School: Osceola HS (Class of '79)
College: BS in Communication Arts ('84) Wayne State College (NE)
Man, I can't believe you've dug this far into the 'Woody' page! Either you're incredibly bored or ... you've gotta be bored. Anyway, thanks for listening and showing this much interest in me and the Show!!
Okay, a little about me and my family. I'm 51 (heavy sigh), but happily married to my wife of 21 years, Ressa, have three great kids, Luke, (29); Leah (26); and Zach, (25); and a terrific canine companion, Jill, the Golden Retriever (11), and Berta, our sassy Welsh-Pembroke Corgi (5). And Leah and Scott have given us two grandchildren, (Reece, 2), and Liam (5 mo).
Ressa and I are empty-nesters. I'm a complete a sports junkie, and am also a sportscaster, actually (although not here in Columbus -- at this time, at least). I've done the NBA (San Antonio Spurs); and NCAA Division I basketball; (Creighton University) and I-AA football (Texas State); as well as Pro Beach volleyball. To quench my sports 'fix' I play Fantasy everything ... baseball, football and basketball ... and watch everything.
Ressa & I love to laugh, and can frequently be found at the Funny Bone. We also see a lot of movies - with comedies and thrillers our favorites. I love to travel -- Arizona and Hawaii, where my favorite brother-in-law lives, are our favorites ... although I travel back to see my mom and brother in Nebraska at least twice a year. Oh, and yes, I'm a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge Huskers fan!! LOVE my Huskers (but also am truly a big Buckeyes fan)!
I also love to ride motorcycles. I own 2011 Harley-Davidson CVO Softail Convertible, and ride whenever I can. Made that "Big Ride" - to Sturgis, S.D. in '07 (and yes I rode it!). Ressa is starting to like it a little more, too, and I can see us spending more and more time on the road as the kids grow older.
And YES, I really do have the Alarm Force Home Security and Video Relay system in my home; did get my Lasik eye surgery at Bloomberg Eye Center (June of '08); bought two Mustangs from Germain Ford; got my HVAC system from Custom Air; have had roof work done by Tim Newman Roofing; and Ressa really did lose 41 lbs with Medifast! You'd be amazing how many of you ask me about that stuff!
THANKS FOR LISTENING, and visiting 'The Woody' page here at www.wcol.com.
If this isn't the most painful looking shot to the crotch you've ever seen - then you've seen some really bad ones!
If you ever needed proof the world is getting lazier and lazier .. this is it!
This is just incredible that the videographer kept filming as the vehicle in which they were traveling rolled multiple times ...
First- and second-round pairings for the Memorial Tournament at Muirfield Village Golf Club:
Thursday’s first round
No. 1 tee
7:20 a.m.—Jason Day, Matt Jones, Nicolas Colsaerts
7:31—John Senden, William McGirt, Jordan Spieth
7:42—Charlie Beljan, Ryan Moore, Lucas Glover
7:53—Johnson Wagner, Jonathan Byrd, Stewart Cink
8:04—Scott Brown, Scott Piercy, Davis Love III
8:15—Billy Horschel, Martin Laird, Lee Westwood
8:26—Brandt Snedeker, Russell Henley, Luke Donald
8:37—Marc Leishman, Carl Pettersson, George McNeill
8:48—Ricky Barnes, David Lingmerth, Cameron Tringale
8:59—Robert Garrigus, Ken Duke, James Hahn
12:10 p.m.—Matt Every, Jason Kokrak, Brian Stuard
12:21—Pat Perez, Kevin Stadler, Robert Karlsson
12:32—Camilo Villegas, Seung-Yul Noh, Fabian Gomez
12:43—Zach Johnson, Henrik Stenson, Robert Allenby
12:54—Rickie Fowler, John Huh, Bryce Molder
1:05—Matt Kuchar, Webb Simpson, Hunter Mahan
1:16—Tiger Woods, Keegan Bradley, Fred Couples
1:27—Ted Potter Jr., Vijay Singh, Trevor Immelman
1:38—Bud Cauley, Jimmy Walker, Ben Kohles
1:49—Justin Bolli, a-Guan Tianlang, a-Peter Williamson
No. 10 tee
7:20 a.m.—Greg Chalmers, Josh Teater, Brandt Jobe
7:31—Brian Davis, Erik Compton, David Hearn
7:42—Ryo Ishikawa, Justin Hicks, Roberto Castro
7:53—J.J. Henry, Mark Wilson, Justin Leonard
8:04—Michael Thompson, K.J. Choi, Mike Weir
8:15—Adam Scott, Ernie Els, Charl Schwartzel
8:26—Rory McIlroy, Bubba Watson, Justin Rose
8:37—Derek Ernst, Scott Stallings, Kyle Stanley
8:48—James Driscoll, Luke Guthrie, Brian Harman
8:59—Charlie Wi, Nicholas Thompson, Graham DeLaet
12:10 p.m.—Brendon de Jonge, Kevin Chappell, Gonzalo Fdez-Castano
12:21—Charley Hoffman, Bo Van Pelt, Chris Stroud
12:32—Jeff Overton, Tom Gillis, Branden Grace
12:43—Tommy Gainey, Bill Haas, Kenny Perry
12:54—Ben Curtis, Jim Furyk, Geoff Ogilvy
1:05—Kevin Streelman, Dustin Johnson, Chris Kirk
1:16—Sang-Moon Bae, D.A. Points, Nick Watney
1:27—Brendan Steele, Gary Woodland, Aaron Baddeley
1:38—Charles Howell III, Casey Wittenberg, Richard H. Lee
1:49—George Coetzee, Shane Lowry, a-Steven Fox
After the show, United Way posted on their Facebook page that phone lines were jammed and their website crashed due to the outpouring of viewers wanting to donate. Donations can still be made by texting REBUILD to 52000.